the gist, part 2

And the gist of this gist is:

There is a 99.9 percent chance we will NOT be moving to northern California to run a coffeehouse/resort on the banks of the Trinity River.

Mainly because owner dude has, for three days now, completely ignored the email he asked us to send “listing” our salary requirements/needs if we were to make the move. This, added to our existing impression of him, isn’t exactly sweetening the pot, you know?

So.

Okay.

Well.

Now I am free to tell the story with total abandon.

Hallelujah!