i have a serious problem

Basically, I want to eat Jayne’s daughter. She is adorable and scrumptious and makes my mouth water. Before you freak out, I’ve confessed this to Jayne and, sadly, it’s probably just as well that I live on the opposite coast from Jayne’s delicious daughter and her little niblet teeth.

Also, please note Jayne’s gorgeous seasonal banner. And her eggs. Not HER eggs, I should say, I mean, THE eggs. The eggs. The Easter eggs.

Uhm, I can’t stop trying to make this better whilst simultaneously making it worse.

Sorry I talked about your eggs, Jayne.

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