My Beloved taped this for me last night. A “holiday” sketch on Saturday Night Live featuring the “NBC Peacock Singers, singing, in the spirit of diversity and fear, an all-inclusive medley for EVERYONE.”
Learn the words, now. You don’t want to mumble or stutter about when you go caroling this year.
Here ya go:
Silent Night
Silent night, regular night
All is calm, all is bright
‘Round the fire, mother and child
Random infant, religiously neutral
Sleep in comfortable beds
Sleep in comfortable beds
Away in a Barnbox
Away in a barnbox
No bib for their lunch
The donkey and camel
On straw they will munch
The stars in the sky
Shine down ‘cuz it’s night
The lamb and that donkey
Just got in a fight
Tuesday Night
O Tuesday Night
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night to watch TV and play cards
Fall on your knees
And do a jigsaw puzzle
Just stay inside tonight
It’s half past nine
Just stay inside
Feelin’ fine
AND FINALLY —
The Hallelujah Chorus
(sing it with me now, EVERYBODY!)
How ya doin’
How ya doin’
How ya doin’
How ya doin’
I’M DOIN’ JUST FINE
Everyone clear?
Man, that’s hilarious. “Religiously neutral” – heh.
-M@
M@ — I like “The stars in the sky shine down ‘cuz it’s night.”
It’s so stupid and hilarious.