stupid parachute game

Someone sent me this game in an email. I ignored it for a while because I hate hate HATE any and all emails that start with “Fw:” Nothing good ever comes from “Fw:” Some people almost exclusively send me “Forwarded” crap mail and — they don’t know it — their forwarded emails go into my spam filter. I’ve set it up that way because that’s how much I simply cannot endure it.

This particular person isn’t a constant offender on the “Fw-ing,” nevertheless, I ignored it until a bored anxious moment struck last night and I clicked on it. What followed was about two hours where MB and I alternated playing this stupid stupid addictive game. I mean, words cannot express my level of personal dismay about endlessly playing a game involving DAFFY FREAKIN’ DUCK and actually being BAD at playing a game involving DAFFY FREAKIN’ DUCK.

I will tell you right now: I cannot score above 500 on this game. I CANNOT.

So here. Consider yourselves Fw:-ed.

By the way? Your kids will like it and score higher than I did, I’m sure.

This is an all-time low, I’m pretty sure.

I need a hug.

8 Replies to “stupid parachute game”

  1. Oh good Lord. I have already played four times (and have NOT even achieved your high score, much less beat it).

    That little noise he makes when you land it is quite annoying. Woohoo Woohoo. Makes me enjoy when he goes splat!

  2. MM: Believe me, it took a LONNNG time before I reached that score! And the noise IS annoying! I didn’t even know it was there — guess I had it on mute last night and I think I prefer it that way. Try that. You don’t need the sound, I don’t think.

    I confess that there were many times I just let Daffy splat to death out of frustration.

  3. This just in: I just scored 600. But I basically think that’s my limit. So that’s a “D” — I’m getting a “D” in the Daffy Duck Goes Splat Game. Sheesh.

    Some of those drops are just impossible to me. It’s a timing thing and it’s driving me crazy.

  4. Grr! you’ve already got me hooked on that crack called Set, now this!? My co-workers think I’m nuts with all that Woohooing going on in my office. Must mute. Can’t beat 400. Ugh.

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