snippets

— Man in bookstore, pointing at magazine, to woman sitting across from him: That’s how skinny you used to be.

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— HE: Perfect casting. I hate her so much.

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— HE: So at what age does the Jewel Tone Acceleration Factor kick in? 60?

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— HE: The spankings must be working; she actually hugged me.

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— Random Lady behind us at “Indiana Jones” when a photo of Sean Connery is shown on Indy’s desk: So Sean Connery was his FATHER??