Update on the recent fatal shark attack in SD. Because Cara needs to know, basically.
This totally creeps me out. Just don’t be swimming around out there looking like you’re threatening the shark’s food sources, ‘mkay?
I saw this story on the news yesterday evening and the shark expert said it’s interesting to note that all the rescuers — the other men swimming with Dr. Martin, about 7 of them, I think? — were unhurt. He’s never known an incident where any rescuers have ever been attacked.
Lessons:
— Don’t threaten the shark’s food sources, i.e., don’t swim around with sea lion hanging from your mouth.
— Be a rescuer at all times. Never swim in the ocean unless you’re rescuing someone.
Everyone clear? I’m just looking out for you is all.