speculation

ME: Do you think there’ll be sharks in heaven?

HE: Totally. They’ll be in the moat.

ME:

HE: Keeping out Satan’s minions.

6 Replies to “speculation”

  1. In Heaven, they won’t need lasers on their heads – they will have lasers shooting out of their eyes. Oh, and maybe a missile that launches from their mouth, in case someone tries to run up on land and laugh at them.

    You do NOT laugh at God’s Heaven-moat sharks.

  2. /Are minions related to onions?/ Hahahahaha.

    Cullen/NF — Sounds like you guys — along with MB — have it all figured out. Why does it seem like this is something you menfolk have given a fair amount of thought to? It’s killing me.

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