snippets

ME: Hey, guess what? Tuesday is Museum Month!

HE:

(I really shouldn’t talk for at least an hour after I wake.)

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ME: I have a plan.

HE: Uh-oh.

ME: “Uh-oh”? What “uh-oh”?

HE: Nothing, really.

ME: Well, something.

HE: No, tell me. I wanna hear it.

ME: Well, you can’t just un-uh-oh.