ai: the dude with the baggie of peeled fingernails

Pippa, THERE WAS A DUDE WITH A BAGGIE OF PEELED-OFF FINGERNAILS!!

I honestly don’t know what it was for. Luck. Sculpture. Snack. It was deeply traumatizing.

5 Replies to “ai: the dude with the baggie of peeled fingernails”

  1. Wow. It sounds like AI is fast becoming* the new Jerry Springer show.

    You know, where you watch it and go “Wow, I thought I was weird, but I’m actually pretty sane” or you go “Thank God I’m not that person.”

    Baggie of peeled off fingernails makes even my weirdest habits look utterly pedestrian and sane by comparison.

    (*I haven’t been watching; too many responsibilities dragging me out of the house at night. If my assessment is wrong it’s solely because all I know about this season has been heard 2nd hand)

  2. MM — Yeah, he was a pretty good singer. I think he made it through, didn’t he? But he killed his chances with that baggie of YELLOWED fingernails. It will follow him now wherever he goes in this competition. Ryan Seacrest will ask him about it, “How’s the fingernail baggie? Where’s the fingernail baggie? Have you named the fingernail baggie?”

    Ugh. UGH. I think it’s the worst thing I’ve seen in AI history.

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