Sings his love song for Poorla:
“There is this girl I know, I follow her around, I broke into her house, took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear. I really think that I love her. I’m not much of a talker, so I guess I’ll just stalk her. If she were a dog, I’d think that I would walk her, if she were Colombo, I’d Peter Falk her, if she were a bathtub, I’d caulk her.”
Simon: “I really think you should leave. You’re creepy. There’s something off about you. Get out of here.”
Amen, Simon. Ew.