Dude ….
Fire this goober, our new head coach …
… who’s taken a team that was 14-2 last year — the best record in the NFL — and lead them to a 1-3 start this season.
Mmkay, dude?
Then get down on your rickety ole knees and beg and plead and cajole this man to come back …. nnnnnnowww!
That is all.
Signed,
LaDainian Tomlinson
P.S. I have your mangy kitty. Do as I say or kitty gets punted.
No punting mangy kittehs, tracey! And no, your team cannot have my team’s head coach back. Finders keepers, baby. (We’re 4-0.)
Sorry to make it worse. Happy about Cowboys victory. 🙂
At least your home team’s entire offensive line didn’t decide to take the week off after their stellar performance last week.
I can’t remember the last time I did this badly in the office pool. And yes I picked San Diego.
LaDainian, no punting kitties. You probably could punt his sportscar or something.
I cannot believe what has happened down there. I stractched my head in puzzlement when they hired him. I mean HIM? Really?
I hate being right all the time.
sarahk — GIVE HIM BACK OR RAVENCLAW KITTEH IS NEXT!! SIGNED, LT
KateP — Hey, dude, I won’t do the punting. We got special team dudes for that. Signed, LT
MM — I hate being right all the time too, man. Signed, LT
Yo, wait, sarahk. I’m talkin’ ’bout Marty Schottenheimer. Who you talkin’ ’bout? Signed, LT
PS – Sorry to threaten your kitteh over a case of mistaken ID, yo.
Chin up, LT. The Raiders won on Sunday. Anything’s possible.
tracey, sorry to mistake your ID. I don’t know what these coaches look like, just that ours came from SD. So nevermind then, and tell LT I’ll kick his whole team’s butt if he goes anywhere near Ravenclaw kitteh.