the peep’s joke

Here’s how it went down when I did a silly new joke with her on vacation:

ME: Peep, will you remember me tomorrow?

PEEP: Yes!

ME: Will you remember me next week?

PEEP: Yes!!

ME: Will you remember me next year?

PEEP: Yes, Tee Tee!

ME: Okay. Knock-knock.

PEEP: Who’s there?

ME: Oh, nooo! You forgot me already!!

PEEP: Tee Tee!! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeee, etc.

Here’s how it went down when I tried it on the phone a month later, just to see if she remembered:

ME: Peep, will you remember me tomorrow?

PEEP: Yes. (giggling)

ME: Will you remember me next week?

PEEP: Yes!

ME: Will you remember me next year?

PEEP: Yessss.

ME: Okay. Knock-knock.

PEEP: (silence, then …) Tee Tee, I remember you! You can’t get me again!

Here’s how the joke went down when she tried it on her brother:

PEEP: Brother, do you fink you remember me now?

BROTHER: What?

PEEP: Will you remember me later on?

BROTHER: What are you talking about? (He’s 15, what can I say?)

PEEP: What about in a year — will you remember me?

BROTHER: Probably.

PEEP: KNOCK-KNOCK!

BROTHER (sighing, it’s tough to have a 6-year-old sister): Who’s there?

PEEP: See? You don’t remember me!!! Hahahahahahahahaha! Right, Tee Tee?

ME (dying laughing): Uh-huh.

BROTHER: What are you two talking about?? I don’t get it!!

5 Replies to “the peep’s joke”

  1. I told this joke to my kiddos. They didn’t get it at first, but then they thought it was the funniest thing ever. My 6-year-old tries to tell it to other people, but somehow it gets lost in translation. Nobody seems to get it.

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