Two gaye customers, explaining to me — although I did not ask — how girls become boys, aka trans*xuals:
GUY 1: Well, Tracey ….. what happens is a woman takes the male hormones and I think, after that, a certain part of the female anatomy grows longer.
TRACEY: Oh. Uh-huh.
GUY 1: (with utter certainty and emphasis) The cl*toris.
TRACEY: Okay. Hm. So it’s suddenly like a balloon animal or something?
GUY 2: Yeah, it’s a balloon animal and then it becomes her pee-pee.
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There’s an expression I’ve heard elsewhere on the web, and it’s all that applies here: F’k the heck?!?!
That’s what was said. I can’t even explain it. “Pee-pee” is, of course, the new p*nis. Uh, I think.
I just can’t have normal conversations anymore.