Here they are, before we drive off to the non-bee-arr-infested Zion:
THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM, aka SCALES OF JUSTICE (Roger Federer, SUI)
SLAMMED THE GAVEL DOWN ON …..
JANE AUSTEN (Richard Gasquet, FRA)
ANNNND ….
MONTY PYTHON (Rafael Nadal, ESP)
NIPPLES EXPLODING WITH DELIGHT, DEFEATED …..
THE MAGNA CARTA (Novak Djokovic, SRB)
Miss Austen was later discovered slumped in a pub mumbling over a pint of ale, The Magna Carta in a soused wad on the floor nearby. Tsk, tsk.
Most indecorous.