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You Are Paper |
 Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation. People tend to underestimate you, unless they’ve truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you’re always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You’ll attack them mercilessly when they’re unprepared |
Hahahahahahaha! So deeply dumb. I love it.
Please be advised re: my sheet of trickery.
Please tell me this was translated from another language. Badly.
I thought for sure you’d have categorized this post under “i love paper!” 🙂
I cut you! I’m scissors! (Sorry. Mwah. I love you.)
Totally unsurprising results all around. =) Now I’m off to write a book: “Papers, and the Scissors Who Love Them.”
How about “Paper Is from Trees, Rocks Are from the Ground”?
Who is a Rock? C’mon! I want to wrap you in my sheet of trickery.
sarahk- Ow.
Kate P — Yeah! How could I forget that?
But I forget to categorize ALL the time.
As it happens, I’m a rock. And I’m not getting anywhere NEAR your sheet of trickery.
Yes, Missy: Beware! It is a whole SHEET of trickery. A whole damn SHEET.