I figgered it out

Chris Richardson from American Idol has some really weird hair issues. Strange, scanty goatee. Sprinkled-on hairline. Bizarre. Freaky, even.

So tonight, I sat and stared and tried to figger out, you know, what’s wrong with him. Because these are the things that consume me.

So here you are, Chris:

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And then it came to me. That sprinkled-on hairdo, that eerie buzzed coastline against your fleshy forehead ocean — you’re a living, breathing Wooly Willy! See?

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And I’m simply desperate to take that wee magnetic wand and reshape your iron powder coastline.

But — don’t be scared, Chris. I’m very good at Wooly Willy.

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