Chris Richardson from American Idol has some really weird hair issues. Strange, scanty goatee. Sprinkled-on hairline. Bizarre. Freaky, even.
So tonight, I sat and stared and tried to figger out, you know, what’s wrong with him. Because these are the things that consume me.
So here you are, Chris:
And then it came to me. That sprinkled-on hairdo, that eerie buzzed coastline against your fleshy forehead ocean — you’re a living, breathing Wooly Willy! See?
And I’m simply desperate to take that wee magnetic wand and reshape your iron powder coastline.
But — don’t be scared, Chris. I’m very good at Wooly Willy.
um, can we talk about the vest?
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
I had a “Wooly Willy” when I was a child, too.
Yes, DO let’s talk about that vest. It causes me anxiety.
Oh my gosh – you crack me up! I’ll never look at Wooly Willy the same way again!
I see that Willy had his nose done just like Michael.
If he goes near a magnet, does all his hair slide to one side of his head?