Oh, and in between all our busy raging, how did we even find time for:
Boheme and its water heater leak and espresso machine leak and water line leak and screwed-up coffee delivery and “oh, we brought you the wrong brewer, sorry” episode and opening day which was supposed to be the 1st and then today, but certainly won’t be now and, of course, all the people coming by in the midst of the horror, saying, “When? When? When? When? When???”
LOOK.
I am a little behind schedule. Days, really — not weeks, not months, just DAYS — behind schedule, Demandos.
PLEASE CALM DOWN.