Me:
You must be some kind of sick sick racist. I mean, that movie “Pride” with Terrence Howard crying about his inspirational black swim team might be really good. Stop laughing at the commercial. STOP it! You like Terrence Howard. You like swimming. What is your damn problem?
Love,
Me
You are not alone. We HOWWWWLED. I don’t think I’ve ever wished so hard for Christopher Guest to claim credit in my life.
I know! I think it was the elegant tear rolling down his cheek as he was asking swimmers to take their marks. I just couldn’t deal with it. I was like, “Where’s Will Ferrell?”