Billy Joel:
Please do not sing the National Anthem ever again. Only sing the National Anthem if the National Anthem suddenly becomes “The Stranger” or “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.”
I need to still love you. Don’t make it so hard.
Love,
Me
Billy Joel:
Please do not sing the National Anthem ever again. Only sing the National Anthem if the National Anthem suddenly becomes “The Stranger” or “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.”
I need to still love you. Don’t make it so hard.
Love,
Me
Both my parents asked, “What? WHY?” to which I responded, “Anything to keep him from behind the wheel. . .”
Hahaha, Kate! Both your parents wailing about Billy Joel.
It’s like he didn’t even TRY. So blase about it. And that’s the shortest I’ve ever heard anyone hold the high note:
“… land of the FREEEE!”
Jeez, Billy, are you going to sing it or give a dramatic reading?
Yeah, he totally phoned it in IMO.
i missed it. i’m glad. i love him and need to not have that dashed.
i’ve seen him in concert thrice, and he’s always put on a phenomenal show. never phones it in. Elton John, on the other hand, just sits there and wonders when his 2 hours are up. it surprises me that Joel phoned it in. me sad.
Phoning it in on an actual phone would have been entertaining at least, no? 😉
Okay, sarah, we were commenting at the same time, but yes, then I’m glad you missed it. Do not go looking for it on YouTube. I say this as your blog friend who cares for you and desires all love of Billy Joel to endure.
At our party yesterday we actually had the following joke:
Q – Why didn’t Prince sing the anthem and Billy Joel the halftime show?
A – Prince wasn’t in Miami yet, and Billy wouldn’t have been sober anymore.
NF — Hahahahaha!
Now I’m just suddenly picturing Billy Joel in the Jemima wrap.