We were in the car, having some kind of generic brand domestic squabble. A brief round of sparring followed by several moments of silence.
Then:
MB: Well?? What’s going on over there??
ME (with great energy): I’m gettin’ mad just THINKING about what you’re thinking about!
He burst out laughing. Squabble over.
Second only to bursting out in uncontrollable laughter in the middle of a heated discussion. That’s my favorite.
You probably should have used the headbutt.
Harder to do in a car, though, Cullen.