supplemental boo-bye for “more horrible slatterns”?

(Again, my apologies to Karen for initially messing up your Boo-Bye Speech in the comments to the post below. I fixed it.)

But …. would you mind …. may I ….. or might I … as your game mistress, suggest a supplemental boo-bye for More Horrible Slatterns?

I mean, her match point against The Royal Slattern was controversial and, well, slatternly in the extreme.

Here’s the video of the moment and below is what More Horrible Slatterns allegedly said to that line judge which could be used as a gracious supplement to the previously posted Boo-Bye Speech. I think it hits just the right note:

“I swear to God I’m f—ing going to take this f—ing ball and shove it down your f—ing throat and kill you.”

You know, your game mistress has always been drawn to the innate civility of the game of tennis.

Again, the final tonight at 9 pm ET:

The Royal Slattern
US Open Women’s Player: Kim Clijsters BEL

VS

Ilsa’s Big Hat
US Open Women’s Player: Caroline Wozniacki DEN

Your game mistress hopes for a championship match sans death threats.

Carry on, slatterns.