random stuff in my house

I’ve had a bunch of these clogging my crappy cellphone camera for about a month now.

Bedspread. What? I took picture of our bedspread? Lame-o.

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Hair. It was rillly harrd to take a picture of my hair. Oh, how terribly I suffered for this — this — uhm, art.

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Rejects from my dad’s wood shop. He’s a wood turner in his spare time now; this, after years of doing stained glass, getting bored, saying, “Well, I feel I’ve mastered that. (hahaha) I need something new.” He gives me the things that break or experiments that don’t turn out right or whatever because I really like them, sometimes more than the perfect finished pieces. This is a shelf by our kitchen window and the yellow bowl (actually, lemon wood that doesn’t really look very yellow in this pic) is my favorite.

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Fragment of watercolor done by my brother-in-law’s Australian brother-in-law of the Blue Mountains outside Sydney, Aus. One of my favorite things:

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Told ya Beau had a big anus. Nooo. That’s my Ugg boot, peeps!

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The Madame Alexander Yodelly-Ho doll that has haunted my dreams since I was seven. I’m afraid to get rid of her because I think she knows things and I thought that when I was seven and I think I always will. Shhhhh. Don’t rouse the evil. Thank you for all the night terrors and bed-wetting, Madame Alexander. These days, Yodelly-Ho is kept trapped and dusty in a drawer as we nurture our lingering hate:

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O ho lay dee odl lee o
O ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o
Lay dee odl lee o lay!!

5 Replies to “random stuff in my house”

  1. The picture of your Ugg boot looks frighteningly like a big anus – and I am so so glad that it is NOT, in fact, a big anus – because it’s way too early in the morning for me to be looking at something like that.

    The doll picture came out really cool. It looks vintage (the photo, I mean).

  2. Nice – it seems that my cell phone pictures are black because it just snaps off in my purse. It even has a camera sound to it, so I know when it goes off! My last look, I had 13 black pictures on my cell phone. I didn’t know it happened that often!

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