If you’ve written me requesting the password, please know this:
It ain’t just one post.
I wish it were, but it ain’t. It’s more like 30 to 40 posts. There’s just no way in heaven or hell to tell the whole ridiculous saga in one post. So please know in advance that this will be a time-consuming, enervating, frustrating experience for you. Although, if it makes you feel any better, probably less so for you than it’s been for me.
But I’m dead serious here: Think it through first. Decide if you want to make that kind of investment in a stupid story with an ultimately unsatisfying ending.
Way to sell it, Trace.
(There’s a query letter for you: “XYZ is a stupid story with an ultimately unsatisfying ending.”)
I’m telling you, though. You’ll agree with that assessment when all is said and done.
(Also, I’ll be sending out the password as I get closer to posting the first post. If you haven’t gotten it yet, that’s why.)