Dear Jesus ……..
…. thank you for little leather laces ….
Also ……
…. may I mention, the loveliness of the delicate buckle? You’ve seen these, God, I’m sure.
And let us not forget …..
….. the flirty flounce of a silky ribbon.
Sorry I mentioned flirting, God.
Oh, then there’s ……
….. the sturdy stomp of a kick-butt boot. Which I wouldn’t do, God. Kick butt, I mean. You know me.
Well.
Hm.
This is awkward.
Quick, God! Think happy thoughts! Look at this!
Happy, happy!
You know what, God?
I once saw a woman wearing shoes just like these. She sashayed down the sidewalk, all brazen in her curvy Rococo heels. And then she tripped. Did you do that, God?
Good thing I’m not cheeky like that. Right?
But I want to remember to thank you, Lord, for ….
….. this gorgeous stamped cordova leather. So eye-catching. Not that I’m trying to catch any eyes, God. I mean, any eyes but your all-seeing omnipresent ones. Which could clearly see me not ever wearing these in red. Not ever. Rest assured, Lord. Well, don’t rest, because what if I want to talk to you? And if you’re not assured, then I can’t help you. So just scratch that whole thing. I didn’t say that.
In closing, Lord, thank you for shoes ……
….. and cows.
Amen.
All shoes from fluevog.com. affordably priced from 215-$269. Hahahahahaha. In order, they are:
Merci
Illeana
Lucille
Baby Ruth
Lady Ophelia
Scarlett (both colors)