Nightfly’s send-up of my film noir heart. Brilliant. It was in the comments, but I had to give it its own post. (If you read this blog and you’re not reading the comments — especially lately, you are MISSING OUT. Best part of the blog.)
I’ve been in this racket a long time, and after a while you get a nose for trouble. Some people say it’s the Lord; me, I always figured that if He had to tell me wise then I wasn’t doin’ His work. Well, when she walked into the narthex, right away I could tell this dame was trouble. It wasn’t the black bra under the blouse. Dame’s got a right to wear what she wants where she don’t want guys lookin’, and I’ll bust anyone square in the chops if he don’t like it. I don’t have an NRA sticker on my car for giggles, mister.
But the vest was a dead giveaway. It wasn’t a fashion statement, it was a cry for help, right from the bottom of her noir heart. People hear that cry, they run – if they’re smart. Well, I’m plenty smart, smart enough to know better, but I see too many runners in my line. Usually they run to me. That’s why I’m standin’ here. The name’s Hammer – Father Mike Hammer. A collar and a Colt, that’s my angle.
Still laughing, NF. Too many geniuses reading this meager blog.
And, hey, the vest was denim and cute. Uhm, I think?? I don’t know.
Okay. Seriously. It was a cry for help.