Okay. I did make a life-changing discovery on Bait and Switch night, though.
And because I am not the stingy type, here it is, peeps:
Jumpin’ Jehosophat! This stuff is fabulous! Our friend made the yummy fish — ahi, actually — big fat juicy ahi steaks, and we’re sitting there and everything is so lovely and perfect that I’m almost uncomfortable, but then — well, I start howling, because here’s our stinkin’ rich friend, with her huge house above the beach, her endless view of the ocean, and her seemingly endless piles of cash and she’s so down to earth, really, and she plops this freakin’ squeeze bottle into the middle of this shi-shi meal she’s made, and announces, “You guys GOTTA try this stuff,” as she happily “ppfffttts” it all over her giant ahi steak. She just smothered that thing, passed the bottle, and insisted we smother ours, too.
So the three of us sat there in her huge house above the beach in the midst of the seeming endlessness of everything and laughed and ppfffttt-ed our way through that entire meal.
I’m telling you — miso happy!