let the parade of narcissism BEGIN!!

HELLOOOOO!! Hey, keep scrolling after this one — I’ve been unusually prolific! But first ….

It’s me birthday!!

Feel free to:

— do nothing, because really, what’s the big whup?

or, OR, alternatively …. DO something with your life — for God’s sake! — like:

— send me birthday greetings
— ‘sing’ me a song
— post a link to something you think I’d like, silly, serious, anything! I’ll even take off the “put-a-link-in-my-comments-and-go-straight-into-moderation” thingie I have. Just for one day. (Can’t wait for all that Puh-orn!)
— tell me a funny story
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies like I’m wonderful
— and funny
— and smart
— and wise
— and not self-absorbed
— at all
— haha

16 Replies to “let the parade of narcissism BEGIN!!”

  1. Happy, happy!

    Don’t fall into that pool there, Missy! 😉

    And here’s your compliment: You’re very… blonde. Well done.

    Such a great writer, such a great Auntie, prolly the best barista ever, and you always make me laugh. HOORAH FOR “YOU”!!!

    Any word on the cake?

  2. Here’s a song for you:

    Hey hobo man
    Hey – dapper dan
    You’ve both got your style
    But brother – YOU’RE NEVER FULLEEEEEE DRESSED
    without a SMIIIIIIIILE
    Your clothes may be
    Beau Brummell-y
    They stand out a mile
    But brother – YOU’RE NEVER FULLLEEEEEE DRESSED
    wihtout a SMIIIIILE
    Who CARES what they’re wearin’
    on Main Street or Saville Row?
    It’s what you wear from EAR TO EAR
    and not from head to toe
    that ma-a-atters
    Ah! The lovely Boylan sisters!
    Dood-diddle-oo-doo
    Dood-diddle-oo-doo
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
    So, Senator, so, janitor
    So long for a WHILE, remember
    You’re never fully dressed …
    Though YOU may wear the best!
    You’re never fully dressed –
    with
    out
    a
    smile SMILE SMILE SMILE
    SMILE DARN YA SMILE!

  3. Cullen and sarahk — THANKS!

    WG — Aw, thanks. And, lemme tell ya: I ain’t that blonde anymore. I think my hair would fall out. Oh, and the cake is “being processed.”

    red — Hahahahaha! Hey. Doesn’t “Beau Brummell-y” mean “smelly”?

    And I’d almost forgotten about “the lovely Boylan sisters”!

    An excellent birthday song, red, thank you!!

  4. Hope you have a wonderfully relaxing day full of laughter and love!

    By the way, Dean Cain’s birthday is today too. Not too bad sharing a b-day with Superman!

  5. Anita — That is the COOLEST link! And, I’m sorry, you still went into moderation.

    But, wow. That is so creative, such fun stuff. I love it. Thanks for turning me on to it.

  6. Happy Birthday Tracey! See, I did show up after all. Sorry I couldn’t write this morning. And it’s only 8:36 your time too! I hope you had a great b-day. My sweetie gave me a surprise b-day party tonight. It was SO very special! Yea!

    I hope you enjoyed your day! Happy B-day my California twin!

    AM

  7. ASM — Sounds like you had a great time. How wonderful!

    red fish — Thank you! HAIR HATS — AHHHHHH!

    I am totally reformed on that front.

    And Jeannine, Jeannine! I am loving that link!! How did you know I’m a sucker for anything with sprinkles?? Sprinkles add nothing, really …. nothing, that is, but yummy JOY!

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