LAWWDY, PEOPLE!!
I just called NFL house and freakin’ NFL player answered the phone!! Um, I recognize his voice. Where the hell was Jeeves to answer the phone??
Oh, and I was an idiot, of course. My voice suddenly squeaked reallyhighandfastandbreathlessandRETARDED!!
HoooRAAAY!!!!
You stay classy, San Diego.
hahahahaha
My friend Alex, when confronted with meeting Piper Laurie – one of her most favorite actresses – blurted out right at her: “I’m a huge FLAN.”
Awkward silence ensued …
Alex slunk away, mortified … thinking, “I just told Piper Laurie I was a huge FLAN … what is my problem ….”
At least you didn’t call him “babe”.
FLAN!!! HAHAHAHA!!
See? Maybe he DOES put his pants on like the rest of us. No Jeeveses around.
FLAN! That’s too funny.
Our pastor is an AWESOME teacher, but not a social butterfly. That said, he has no idea who we are. My husband wanted to ask him a question once and introduced himself, leaving me behind him. He shook the pastor’s hand, then the pastor said, “who is that behind you?”. (Great guy!) So, hubby introduced me and then shook the pastor’s hand again. He walked away feeling like a moron for forgetting to introduce his wife and then shaking his hand TWICE. We still tease him about that.
ASM — heeee!