I found this a while back on a photographer’s site that featured, among other things, photos of expectant moms and couples. There were a lot of the traditional hands on belly photos — the mom’s hands, the dad’s, the siblings. All soft focus and boring and benign.
And then there was this.
Nothing says “We eagerly await our baby’s arrival” like performing a naked handstand, mooning the camera with your eerily hairless man butt while gouging your naked man heels into your baby mama’s sore boobs.
I mean, one assume she’s your baby mama. If she’s not — if you’re just a very agile and very sick second cousin or something — well, it’s worse than I even thought.
Whose idea was this? How do people reach these ill-advised artistic epiphanies? How?? I must know.
And, seriously, that’s the smoothest man I’ve ever seen. It’s messed up is what it is.
Still, I can’t stop looking at the shadows this photo creates.
I can’t stop.
I’m never going back to yoga class again.
Drugs. This must be the result of drugs. Or a drugs/yoga combo, as ‘Fly suggested.
Nice, um… shadows. But this probably has Edward Weston rolling in his grave.
Maybe it stimulates lactation. Or something else.
He definitely waxes. And she probably helps him. I don’t even want to think what that would look like.
Some things you just can’t unsee.
It’s my fault, Lisa. I did this to you. I’m horrible.
I can’t help but wonder if this will be a framed photo in their house somewhere? Their bedroom? The guest bath?
Ew.
I think they hung it in the nursery. “This is how you were made, honey!”
Also, I just now noticed she’s topless. JUST. NOW.
HAHAHAHAHA – such was the Horror Below that you were blindsided by the Terror from Above.
Hahahahaha! I didn’t notice her toplessness at first either. His ass is just so DISTRACTING. His smooth upside down ass.
“This is how you were made, honey!”
Except in the position he’s in ….. isn’t it ….. hanging the wrong way? I am SO CONFUSED by this image. Everything I think I know I don’t know anymore.
NF — Hahahahahahaha! That’s it exactly!
And, Jenna, I agree. On all three counts.
Oh, man, I realized if you squint a bit and stare at the, um, shadows, they almost form ANOTHER woman in the “I coulda had a V8” pose. WTH?
“This is how you were made, honey!”
I’m howling here… I honestly hope not. How can you possibly enjoy what you’re there to do? You’re too busy concentrating on the mechanics, trying not to pull a pratfall on your super-smooth tuchis.
Nothing says, “I love you” more than creating a photo where it appears your baby mama is emerging from your eerily smooth anus area.
I always get a good laugh on your blog.