i stole this

From Cara: The Sarah Palin Name Generator.

I am Tarp Laser Palin. And, you know, I’m very pleased with the Laser part; less so with Tarp. Ah well.

Still, I do believe the overall effect is rather kick-bottom. And nothing is more kick-bottom than saying “kick-bottom” as we all know.

I am Tarp Laser Palin. Fear me. I will cover you with a tarp and shoot you with lasers.

Okay. So I’m a serial killer. Seriously, fear me.

What’s your Sarah Palin Name?

16 Replies to “i stole this”

  1. I was hoping for something cool like Engine Marauder but got Plank Castle. It reminds me of a crummy mid-west burger joint that would sell wooden sliders. I want Cara’s name.

  2. Oh, how I love this, I think I’d have to have a special outfit just to live up to my name, Stinger Assassin Palin. My husband, Fog Piles Palin, is just plain silly.

  3. Kristina — Stinger Assassin Palin is just plain fabulous. And yeah, I think ALL these names need accessories.

    NF — Why am I not surprised that you get basically one of the best Sarah Palin names EVER?? Axe Diesel rocks.

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