June 6, 2008


– Man in bookstore, pointing at magazine, to woman sitting across from him: That’s how skinny you used to be.


– HE: Perfect casting. I hate her so much.


– HE: So at what age does the Jewel Tone Acceleration Factor kick in? 60?


– HE: The spankings must be working; she actually hugged me.


– Random Lady behind us at “Indiana Jones” when a photo of Sean Connery is shown on Indy’s desk: So Sean Connery was his FATHER??


  1. Oh, man! Somebody get Random Lady a Blockbuster card!

    Comment by Kate P — June 7, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

  2. I know!

    Comment by tracey — June 7, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

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