I finished my kinderwerk last night. I managed to incorporate the word “gassy” into this epic theatrical piece, but other than that, I’d prefer not to talk about it.
Suffice to say that I’ll be wearing my “No Refunds” T-shirt on August 5th, performance day. It says everything I might need to say:
Parent: Yeah, Tracey …. um, we didn’t like the part where —
The T-shirt: (interrupting) No Refunds.
Parent: Uh, Tracey, yeah …. my little Dorabella really wanted a solo and —
The T-shirt: (annoyed, now) No Refunds.
Parent: Yes. Um, can you explain why my kid said the word ‘gassy,’ because —
The T-shirt: (fed up wich’you) NOREFUNDS!