heard at boheme

Two gaye customers, explaining to me — although I did not ask — how girls become boys, aka trans*xuals:

GUY 1: Well, Tracey ….. what happens is a woman takes the male hormones and I think, after that, a certain part of the female anatomy grows longer.

TRACEY: Oh. Uh-huh.

GUY 1: (with utter certainty and emphasis) The cl*toris.

TRACEY: Okay. Hm. So it’s suddenly like a balloon animal or something?

GUY 2: Yeah, it’s a balloon animal and then it becomes her pee-pee.

2 Replies to “heard at boheme”

  1. That’s what was said. I can’t even explain it. “Pee-pee” is, of course, the new p*nis. Uh, I think.

    I just can’t have normal conversations anymore.

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