mistress lazypants

Sorry. I’ve been a lazy blogger lately. Lots going on. Lots to report from Boheme.
Also — I’m working on a sure-to-create-a-gathering-tizzy BLOG GAME!!

But today …. TODAY, MB and I are both playing hookie (hooky? how do you spell that, anyway?) and going to the movies!!

So …. cell phones OFF. Do not call us. Do not need anything. We can handle no more NEEDS.

Do NOT bug us.

We do not exist today. Go away.

(Not YOU, of course, peeps, just The Universal You. The infernal you-ness of eachandeverybody.)

7 Replies to “mistress lazypants”

  1. Oh, this must happen –

    Whoooooo….
    Ditches Boheme to go to a movie?
    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!
    Hanging with hubby and playing hooky!
    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!
    Don’t call her or write her or ask for a thing –
    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!
    Pour your own java and everyone sing!
    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!

    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!
    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!
    MISS-TRESS LAZY-PANTS!
    MISS-TRESS…. LAZY-PANTS!

    Arrrrr.

  2. sheila — Hahahaha! No, that’s FOR my leisure time. With my wig. And shawl. And lost dreams of being a nun.

    Lord.

    I keep going outside my body and picturing what I must have looked like to everybody in that class. So basically, I have been cringeing now for about 18 hours straight and my butt hurts.

    NF — Thank you for that heartfelt serenade.

  3. Trace – there’s a little story behind that. My cousin’s first Christmas here (she’s from the Philipines), she got a Spongebob alarm clock that played the theme song when it went off. Naturally, there was a button where one could test this. On Christmas morning, she just kept tapping that button. She didn’t know enough English yet to follow the words, but she could yell “Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!” at top volume – and then hit the button again.

    Eventually my aunt and I gave into our inner six-year-olds and started yelling along, Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants! like maniacs, for a full half-hour. We could not stop the madness.

  4. I just sang the “Mistress Lazypants” song out loud to Tef. He heard me chuckling from the other room and demanded to hear the hilarious silliness. Now I think he’s a little jealous… He thought he was the king of silly. *tsk, tsk, tsk*

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