people I sorta hang with

This one has a harelip scar and sells stuff on e-bay

That one has an old pug face and shaky-legged dog and wants to give our male friend a free trip to Germany out of the goodness of his heart

This one has a square head and square glasses and is becoming a well-known artist who can’t afford his own paintings

That one likes his leather jacket, parks his motorcyle on the curb, and does electrical at The Old Globe

This one has taupe-colored hair and talks incessantly about The Thea-tahh in a long snobby drawl

That one has a slight lisp and works at The La Jolla Playhouse

This one has hair like a pile of gray ropes and stares lasers when he talks

That one has a black smudge like constant cancer on the end of his nose and always sounds too bored to even speak

This one wears hiking boots with his sweatsuit and likes whipped cream on his iced tea

That one has no lower front teeth and buys too much junk because he has a crush on me

This one freaks out if there’s no raw sugar so I sometimes hide the raw sugar because I don’t like him

That one works at a p*orn bookstore and has a pencil-thin mustache, like John Waters

This one has round beatnik glasses with peace sign lenses, calls the place Bo-Anna, and may very well be retarded

……. stay tuned — there’s always more people I sorta hang with to come ……